La Vie est Bien

So let me admit "choicelessness" is actually NOT a word approved by Oxford, Cambridge, Thesaurus & co! There's noiselessness  and voicelessness that comes up as close choices! And yet I stick to a grammatically incorrect word ... Because That's exactly what the world seems to be okay with, no? Incorrect actions of covering up a public health situation for months on end by one of the world's super power,  Incorrect actions of a supposedly apolitical organization (that the entire world looks up to), disseminating this propaganda,  downplaying the extent of the disease and possibly even delaying ordering a global health emergency situation, and Incorrect actions on the part of governments across the world - Incorrect Decisions , rather the Indecisiveness that has led to a disruption for billions of people's way of life, caused millions of people unemployment and tens of thousands of families death of and / or separation from their loved ones! Covid

So clearly finding yourself among the never-finishing-the-never-ending-to-do-lists-working-mommy makes you question your skills and efficiency every waking moment of the day! Thanks to #SocialDistancing i.e. #ForcedHomeArrest, you stare at your laptop or glare at the floor (or the sink!) - And there's ONLY one constant - There's some MORE to do! So what has the 3-4+ weeks in Quarantine done to many of us workin' mommies: 1. Auto-installation of Bai2.0 skills - The moment you open your eyes in the morning, the software (re) loads itself and helps us make strategic decisions such as - Bhaandi (dishes) 1st or Jhaadoo (sweeping) 1st! Mopping too or laundry only, today!? And with these WMD - Weapons of Mass Grime & Dust Destruction, you've never felt more powerful! P.S. Let's remember to uninstall the software post April 15 i.e. whenever Big Boss decides to allow the 'Real Bai' into our homes :D 2. Auto-upgrade of Yelling 3.0 is paired with Bai2.0 -